how i spent my weekend

friends and family, prepare to be very jealous after reading how i spent my weekend in the greatest city in the world.  you've been warned...

saturday morning woke up around 8:30am.  made breakfast.  did the dishes that had piled up.  made a "cleaning" playlist on iPhone.  plugged in iPhone to apartment speaker system.  started cleaning.  dusted.  vacuumed, washed window sills, reorganized DVD/Blu-rays, plumped couch cushions, swept the floor, took out trash and recyclables, scrubbed tub and shower, reorganized under sink items, cleaned sink, swept floor, disinfected toilet, stripped bed, swept floor, dusted, reorganized books on bookshelf, dusted picture frames and then did five loads of laundry.  washed sheets, towels, clothes, bathroom floor mats and blanket.  folded laundry and put it away.  ate scrambled eggs for dinner.  rotated mattress and made bed.  slept.

sunday was church.  as only member of primary presidency i had to set up the classrooms and primary room.  run opening exercises for both junior and senior.  teach sharing time for both junior and senior.  do the five minute door knock reminder.  count attendance.  submit receipts for reimbursement.  took a nap.  went to hang out with my friend who recently had surgery.  talked about life choices and which boy band from the 90s was the best.  (my pick is still 'n sync).  made dinner of frozen weight watchers meal.  watched les miserables 25th anniversary blu-ray.  went to bed and slept.

monday came.  made bed.  ate french toast for breakfast with hot chocolate.  burnt cinnamon rolls.  did dishes.  took nap.  watched linkin park concert on tv.  showered.  met netter for pampering.  got a manicure and pedicure.  browsed best buy.  went home and ordered food from barking dog with netter.  netter and i spent the next 3 hours trying to figure out our 2011 travels.  got frustrated with cost of trip to spain.  made decision to forego spain this year and just enjoy long weekends in the great cities of the u.s. of a.  threw away remnants of barking dog dinner.  read.  slept.

tuesday...slept through my alarm.  arrived at work an hour late.

didn't i tell you that you would become green with envy over the excitement and level of cool in which i lead my life in new york city.  i apologize if i burst your bubble that i get glammed up, eat at fancy restaurants, see broadway shows every weekend or have someone to clean and do my laundry.  it just isn't true.  i do everything you have to do in your life.  i just do it by myself and have to pay more.