The Object of my Vanity

Everyone has things they consider their best features. I have two things that I love. Okay, three things...my finger nails, eyes and hair. In ranking order, my hair blows the rest out of the water. My hair has always been thick, shiny and soft. As my object of vanity I take particular care with my tresses.

This past weekend, my friend Claire came to visit. She happily brought her scissors to whip my strands back into shape after they had become dull and lifeless. Getting my hair cut is probably one of the most relaxing and self-esteem boosting activities. I constantly make Claire play with my hair because it calms and soothes me. She did an excellent job on my cut and I truly appreciate that she allows me to pay her with food from Ottomanelli's.

It has been about 3 days since the cutting of the coiffure and already I have been compared to Audrey Hepburn twice, probably due to my fringe bangs and the wide patent leather head band I am wearing today. As you can see our resemblance is striking...